|Piers Morgan and Christine Arundel|
"Well, it's safe to say that Piers Morgan won't be first in line for tickets to Madonna's just-announced world tour.
When Sir Gordon Brown came to town, Piers was also a guest of honor at The Jefferson.
Here's what he had to say about Madonna then.
"The evening ended on a lighter note with the arrival of Piers Morgan. He dished to Niteside about why Madonna would not be among his primed choice of guests: “There’s no point”, he joked. “Lady Gaga’s arrived. so why have the old one.
We need a new model. Madonna and I go back a long way and not very satisfactory really. I am kind of banning her before she refuses to come on.” It’s a chicken and egg situation, he explained and doesn’t want to test it. “I’d rather be the chicken.”